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Friday, June 01, 2007

how to get a girl, courting a girl

Do You Want to Have a Girlfriend??? try these pick-up lines.... i'm sure something will happen, guaranted..hahaha


COOL PICK UP LINES.... Subukan nyo to sa mga prospects nyo at may mangyayari sa inyo!!!!!

Pick-up lines ng mga malulufet... .


1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..
*** paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..

2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??
*** ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..

3. Uy picture tayo!!
*** para ma-develop tayo!!

4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??
*** hinde, kasi lagi kita mamimiss..

5. Can i take your picture??
*** coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for christmas!!

6. Exam ka ba??
*** gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!


7. Lecture mo ba ako??
*** lab kasi kita..

8. Centrum ka ba??
*** kasi you make my life complete!!

9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??
*** para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..

10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??
*** ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..

11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
*** type kasi kita..


12. I hate to say this but... You are like my underwear..
*** i can't last a day without you!!

13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..
*** kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..

14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??
*** single kasi ako eh..

15.Me lisensya ka ba??
*** coz you're driving me crazy..

16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??
*** may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..

17. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh..
*** kundi ikaw..

18. I'm a bee..
*** can you be my honey??

19. Nakakatakot diba ang multo??
*** pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko..

20. Am i a bad shooter??
*** coz i keep on missing you..

21. Tatay mo ba bumbero??
*** kase your hot!!!

22. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??
*** O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??


23. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??
*** kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..

24. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??
*** because you give meaning to my life..

25. Bangin ka ba??
*** nahuhulog kasi ako sa'yo..

26. Pustiso ka ba??
*** kasi, can't smile without you..

27. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??
*** maghapon at magdamag kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..

28. Me butas ba puso mo??
*** kasi natrap na ako sa loob, & i can't find my way out!!

29. Anung height mo??
*** ha?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..

30. Hey, did you fart??
*** coz you blew me away!!


31. Sana "T" na lang ako..
*** para i'm always right next to "U"


32. Are you Jamaican?? - WINNER!!!!
*** kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!


33. Nde tayo tao..Nde tayo hayop...
*** bagay tayo...BAGAY tlga tayo...


34. Ako ay isang exam...
*** kaya sagutin mo na ako...

35. Alam mo bang scientist ako??
*** at ikaw ang lab ko...

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Love Quotes from Joe D' Mango

Love Quotes from Joe D' Mango

True love only comes once in a lifetime, so take it as it comes along and enjoy every bit of it
whille it is still burning strong

This is the true measure of love: When we strongly believe that there is no one else who could give as much love to our partners, nobody from their past, present or future

When you loook into the eyes of your love, you see forever, you see warmth and safety, you see two hearts beating together for each other, for the rest of your lives

if you love someoone, show the persoon your love everyday and in every way, because all the wealth in the world could never bring that person back when lost

You may find peace in loving someone from a distance and not expecting anything in return. But be careful, for this can sustain life but can never give enough room for us to grow

In the middle of this world full of hurt and sorrow, there is one question that would make you think: If the world ended today, would you be at peace with the amount of love you shared?

Did it ever cross your mind that the greatest love a father can give to his children is to love their mother?

We have to remember to always mean what we say, because the words that come out of our lips mean nothing if they do not come from the hearrt

Letting go is not just setting the other person free, but it is also setting yourself from all the bitterness, hatred, and anger that you keep in your heart

To let go of someone doesn't mean that you have to stop loving. it only means that you allow that person to find his own happiness without expecting him to come back

The best lovers are those capable of loving from a distance; far enough to allow each one to grow but never too far to feel the love within each others being

Go for the person of deeds and not for the person of words, for you will find rewarding happiness not from the person you love but from the person who loves you more

Always keep in mind that trust takes years to build, but mere seconds to destroy. And then it takes you even longer to rebuild it

Love is like a road; either you travel it and marvel at the wonders it brings or you dont travel it and wonder what it would be like

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible

Remember that the problems in your relationship are not give to you to destroy you, but to make you better persons and strengthen your bond of love

When our feelings get too strong for a person, it is always wise to stop for a while and give our hearts a time to breathe. Lets take the time to use our mind to weigh our situation based on reason and not on emotion

When travelling the path of life and finding love along the way, everything will look new and different. Little do you know it is the same old landscape you used to see all the time; love has just given you new eyes

Dont let your heart run your life, be sensible and consider what your mind tells you. Listen not only to your feelings, but to reason as well

To love is to understand each other, to laugh together, to smile with your heart and trust one another. If you cant do all of these, then you might want to consider if you really want to be with each other

Nothing could bring more contentment than seeing the love in your loved one's smile and knowing that smile is for you

Love does not just last by itself. it is our intention to make that love last that determines whether it is going to grow strong and last long

Breaking up is not always a bad thing. instead it makes you a better person, helps you realize your mistakes, and prepares you for your next relationship

Keep in mind that everything happens for a reason. The bad thiings in life open your eyes to the good things you werent paying attention to before

There may be loves found and lost, and your heart may break many times, but now, let the hope of love come and make you smile

Sometimes you would feel like you want to show that special someone why you love him/her right then and there but it actually takes a lifetime to prove your love to that person. Dont be discouraged. because thats the beauty of love and what makes it last

Dont be afraid to love with all your heart, because you never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back

People often ask me what the best way to love is. After considering everything that comes with love, I think it is safe to say that the best way to love is to love like a child: pure, innocent and without hesitiation

Dont be afraid to get your heart broken because one who has never experienced pain brought by love has never really learned how to love

If you have reasons for loving someone then you are using your mind. If you cant find the reasons why you love someone, then you are using your heart

Try to take away the feeling, the passion, and the romance in a relationship. if you find out that you still care for the person, then there is no doubt that it's love that you feel

A person can be in love with someone forever till the end of time, but if that person doesnt tell or show his/her feelings of love, it will be just another person living in a dream, lost of true lovewe can never be certain of our relationships because not all of them are both to last our lifetime. We have to constantly nurture it so it can grow and we can grow old with it

The greatest mistake we'll make in a relationship is when we look at somebody else other than our partner to satisfy our emtotional and physical needs, The second mistake is when we consciously allow ourselves to be the object of these emotional and physical desires

In the midst of despair, pain, and sorrow, someone comes in our life and gives us strength to believe in life again. The love they give us and faith that helps us believe in ourselves again that we can make our dreams come true

Love isn't always an easy road to pass through. if you find yourself confused about your path, take a minute and let love help you find your way

Love can be the best thing that will ever happen to you. More often than not, your lover is also your best friend, one who will stand by you through thick and thin

from a guy's point of view

a nice guy's perspective on love... you can agree on some... you can disagree on some messages...enjoy!!!

from a guys point of view

You might agree with it, butwhen itactually happens 96% of girls dontrealize it 'til it is too late and thatguy who did it is so frustrated that hehas moved on to someone who will takenotice.

From a guys point of view:We don't care if you talk to otherguys.We don't care if you're friends withother guys.But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.Nothing is that important at 2 a.m.that it can't wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/ gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you.One the sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.Yeah, you can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open.Take Advantage of the mood im in.let us pay for you! dont "feel bad"about it We enjoy doing it. It's expected.Smile and say "thank you."

Kiss us when no one's watching.If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.You don't have to get dressed up for us.If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.We like you for who you are and not whatyou are.honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's.or my tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up

Don't take everything we say seriously.Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See thebeauty in it.Don't get angry easily.Stop using magazines/media as yourbible.Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartneyis in front of us.It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word"handsome"/" beautiful"Girls, I cannot stress this enough:ifyou aren't being treated right by a guy,dont't wait for him to change.ditch his sorry,disgrace to the male population ass and find someone who will treat you with utter respect Someone who will honor your morals.Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel, or what you do.Someone who will stop what theyre doingjust to look you in the eyes....and say"i love you" ..and actually mean it.

Give the nice guys a chance
Guys repost this if you agree
Girls repost this if you think it'scute
Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girlsthat read this will repost this
Tips for the less experienced:
*Holdin Hands
Girls :If you want to hold his hand,gently bump into it a couple oftimes.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more thanonce.
*Cuddling
Girls : When you want to cuddle withhim, tell him you're cold
Guys : Automatically move closer toher.
*Movies
Girls : During a movie, if he puts hisarm around you, tilt your head on hisshoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.
*Loving each other
Guys : When she tells you she lovesyou,look deep into her eyes, give her apeckon the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.
*Laying below the stars
Girls : When you're both laying underthe stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen tohis steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers